2011年5月25日 星期三

Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Video: The New York Times presents a guide to the crossover

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Video: The New York Times presents a guide to the crossover
25 May 2011, 11:45 pm

There are few sights as exciting on a basketball court as a player crossing over his defender to get space for an open jumper or drive. It's a move of simultaneous power, agility, intelligence, and skill. It has revolutionized the game over the past few decades, giving smaller players a tool to become some of the best scorers in the league.

It's a technique worthy of documentation, as well, so Bedel Saget and Xaquin G.V. put together this handy video for the website of The New York Times. It's a fascinating look at the play, full of interviews and highlight videos of notable practitioners from Pearl Washington to Tim Hardaway to Allen Iverson. This is almost certainly the best basketball video you'll see today.

There are a few players missing, though. Name some of your favorites in the comments.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Mike Miller plays well through the health issues surrounding his child

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Mike Miller plays well through the health issues surrounding his child
26 May 2011, 12:00 am

It's one thing for Miami Heat wing Mike Miller to even be able to catch and shoot a ball, with the way that both of his thumbs are wrapped up with swelling-reducing braces. It's another to marvel at his game-changing 12 points and nine rebounds in Miami's series-changing Game 4 win from Tuesday night, as we learn today that he has been playing with a torn tendon in his left thumb a month and a half ago. It's yet another to know that he's able to keep his composure and help the Heat move one win away from the Finals with the knowledge that his infant daughter is in a hospital room, fighting for her life.

Miller will travel with his team to Chicago to participate in Thursday's Game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals, but for the first time since daughter Jaelyn's birth last Thursday, he'll be away at his job while she recovers from an undisclosed health issue caused by complications from childbirth.

ESPN's Michael Wallace is reporting that, immediately following Miller's hero turn in helping Miami come back in the fourth quarter of Game 4, he went to visit Jaelyn in her hospital room, staying there until 4 in the morning. Miller's struggles have to be a dampening reminder to Heat teammate Zydrunas Ilgauskas, as Wallace reports:

"[Ilgauskas] and his wife were expecting twins in 2007, when complications arose and both babies were lost after being born four months premature.

"He has a lot on his mind," Ilgauskas said. "You just try to be a good friend right now. He's one of the toughest individuals I've ever been around. He's worked so hard, he's just a blue-collar guy who comes to play every day. But this, this is life."

It is, and it's heartbreaking.

But it's also worth pointing out that, in an entirely less-important world, Miller managed double-figure points on Tuesday for just the second time since mid-March, in a season that has been a constant struggle for him. He knows that things can turn, quickly, for the better. It's slim comfort, now, but it needs to be a comfort never the less.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Days of NBA Lives: Wherein Magic Johnson makes a bold statement

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Days of NBA Lives: Wherein Magic Johnson makes a bold statement
26 May 2011, 12:35 am

At this point, seemingly half the NBA is on Twitter. It's a wild world of training updates, questions as to which movies they should go see, and explanations of their Call of Duty prowess. Every so often, though, you also get a picture into the more interesting aspects of NBA life. This feature is your window into that world.

Magic Johnson: NYC has the best restaurants in America!

Lamar Odom: Congrat's 2 my sister-in-law @KimKardashian and @KrisHumphries ! Welcome 2 da family bro

Hassan Whiteside: Man it's so hard to find Waldo right now

Detlef Schrempf: I heard the Parks & Rec episode with my cameo was on. Need to take a look at it - I am sure they cut all my lines :)

Danny Granger: They should throw the molesters in the prison yard with some KY strapped to their chest and tell the inmates to have at em lol... Bet they wouldn't be molesting anymore children after that lol

You can also follow Eric Freeman on Twitter at @freemaneric.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Tom Thibodeau says Derrick Rose isn’t getting enough calls

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25 May 2011, 11:00 pm

Derrick Rose is a superstar, the league's MVP and the biggest reason that the Bulls' offense was close to good enough to get them to the East finals, even if they're now done 3-1 to the Heat. Yet, despite his excellence, Rose is still young, just 22 years old and three seasons into what should be a long and successful career.

As such, there may be some feeling that he hasn't earned as much respect from referees as he's earned. Why, just ask his coach, Tom Thibodeau. From Ethan Skolnick for The Palm Beach Post (via PBT):

"He hasn't been able to get to the line like we thought he would," the Bulls coach said. "There's a lot of contact, and he hasn't gotten calls."

Someone should tell Thibs that this is just how Playoff Basketball rolls. Hard fouls are normal, flagrant fouls only get called when someone slaps another person in the face with a leather glove, and namby-pamby girly men need not apply. Someone needs to tell the Bulls to Man Up, amirite? (Note: This paragraph was brought to you by a beer commercial.)

As noted by Kurt Helin in the PBT link above, Rose has averaged 6.5 free throws per game in the playoffs compared to a whopping 6.9 free throws per game in the regular season. His problem hasn't really been not getting to the line -- it's been that he's exhausted in the fourth quarter and can't finish at the rim -- or even just get open shots -- with the same regularity he experienced earlier in the same. Part of that has to do with LeBron James's stellar late-game one-on-one defense, as well.

So blame the referees if you like, but no that they've been good enough, if not exactly perfect. If anything, Thibodeau is just trying to grease the referees for Game 5 and beyond. In the playoffs, never confuse mind games with unimpeachable arguments.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Why Mike Brown, as Laker coach, could work

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Why Mike Brown, as Laker coach, could work
25 May 2011, 10:35 pm


Count me in as being more than a little shocked at the negative reaction to Mike Brown's hiring as coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. I understand that everything could be set up to fail, here. And if you'll recall, nobody was harder on Brown's work with the Cleveland Cavaliers during his tenure there as I was. From the 2006 playoffs until his final days, I was beside myself at how terrible his offensive sets seemed to be, and save for one breath of fresh air during the regular season in 2008-09, it never really let up.

But it's the offseason for the Lakers, which is strange for them because it's still May. And the offseason is supposed to be full of optimism. Where every team is tied for first, even if four teams are still playing. And, really, why not go glass half-full with this? At least to start?

The thing that comes to mind when you think of Brown's time in Cleveland was the way that he let LeBron James seemingly run roughshod over his offensive sets, his locker room, and the whole Cavalier culture. The entourage was in the building, the ball was in LeBron's hands, and Brown was the first to go when things came crashing down way too early following playoff exits in 2009 and 2010. And all the leaks in the time since have shown Brown to be little more than someone who really wanted to keep his gig while currying favor with his best player, despite the 2008-09 Coach of the Year's formidable basketball smarts.

So, that wouldn't seem to be the sort of player you'd want to toss into the mix with the Los Angeles Lakers. A team featuring a player whose will and persona runs way stronger than LeBron's, which is made even worse by the fact Kobe Bryant isn't anywhere near the player James is these days (or next year), and complicated even further by the knowledge that James wanted Brian Shaw to take over as the next Laker coach.

But hear me out. You too, Kobe.

You've never had a dork before. And I say this harboring the upmost respect for Mike Brown, a cool guy that could possibly beat me in arm wrestling (certainly this week, with my vertebrae in shambles), and a man who probably could not spend 35 minutes prattling on about Steely Dan demos while involving the works of E.B. White and Thoreau, as yours truly did to some poor soul last week.

Kobe's had, frankly, a bit of a dull sort in Del Harris. He's had an ex-player who was in over his head in Kurt Rambis, an ex-player who was in everyone's heads in Phil Jackson, an ex-player whose heart just wasn't in it in Rudy Tomjanovich, and a career assistant who knew that he wasn't long for the job in Frank Hamblen.

But he's never had a dork, before. This isn't to say that the fine men listed above didn't spend hours burrowing through game tape, but Brown is a younger guy that appreciates a good bit of Synergy in the same way that Phil Jackson appreciated "synergy situations." There is a relationship to be had, here.

Does Brown's hiring shove the triangle offense out of the picture, while rending someone like Derek Fisher useless? Well, Fish was pretty useless this year as it was, but that doesn't have to be the case. Nobody has abused the triangle more than Kobe, and his work in shattering its precepts this season and parts of last was akin to an art crime in my eyes.

But no NBA player, perhaps in history save for Scottie Pippen, understands the triangle better. And all Kobe did in 2004-05, with Phil Jackson gone, was lament its loss. And that's with Chris Mihm in the pivot. Not Andrew Bynum or Pau Gasol.

So why can't Kobe, the player-coach if we ever saw one, run things offensively? Why can't he have the voice he's always wanted to have? Why can't those annoying sportswriter storylines come to life? "Away from Phil's shadow, Kobe Bryant grows up." Stuff like that. With, yes, the groundhog reference.

Geez, I'm such an appalling optimist sometimes.

Give it a whirl, Lakers fans. It's not like your team was listening to its last coach, anyway.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: BDL Hump Day Chat!

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25 May 2011, 8:35 pm


Dwyane Wade: "I can't shoot straight. We're winning, but I am not at peace with my own performances. What shall I do?"

Chris Bosh: "Mouthguards. Grr."

What shall you do? BDL Hump Day Chat!, at 4 Eastern. Click the jump.

(All comments and/or questions are moderated. Get them in quickly if you want in, uh, quickly.)

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Create-a-Caption: Hmm? What’s that? ‘Like a’ what?

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25 May 2011, 6:40 pm

You're going to have to speak up, haters. Chris Bosh can't hear you right now. I guess he's got too much averaging-24-points-and-seven-rebounds-per-game-while-shooting-62.5-percent-from-the-field-in-the-Eastern-Conference-finals in his ears.

Kinda gross, Chris. You should really invest in some Q-Tips. Maybe that'll help you hear all that stuff about you being soft and a weak link, which does seem to have grown much more muted over the past week or two. Funny how that works out, ain't it?

Best caption wins a lowdown on ear candling, which is a pretty sweet lowdown, even if it's not as good as "Sweet and Lowdown," which was really good. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Nate Robinson needs to add a Hundred Hand Slap, for sure, but his E. Honda impression appears to be coming along nicely.

Winner, Blokcparty: Oprah (off-camera): "YOU get some playing time! YOU get some playing time! Everybody gets playing time!"

Runner-up, Russell S: Nate Robinson shows his frustration after finding out that the national media have replaced his nickname "Krypto-Nate" with "Subordi-Nate."

Second runner-up, Brandon Meyer: Robinson has been using his bench time productively, going for the world record in the Invisible Clean-and-Jerk.

NOTE: It's my sincere hope that geniuses Spencer Hall and Rick Muscles of Everyday Should Be Saturday's brilliant Squatland Yard podcast approve of this caption.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Let Jared Jeffries entertain you, please

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25 May 2011, 7:30 pm

If you find yourself in need of some entertainment this summer, why not let The Jeffries Boy entertain you? Out of an estimated 50,000 professional entertainers in the world, Jared Jeffries is by far the best.

Jared Jeffries: Hello. Let me entertain you this summer. Please? While you're bored? Let me entertain you. It would mean so much to me if you would just let me entertain you. Come on: You're gonna be bored! And I have my own beach ball! Somebody's got to make you laugh and smile. Why ... why can't it be me? Please? Hey! Hey! Please? Let me entertain you.

Donnie Walsh: Come on. Let the boy entertain you!

Jared Jeffries: Are you good? Good! Let me sing and dance for you. Come on, please? Let me sing and dance for you? I've got the voice of a lower-choir angel, and the swaying of my long limbs will relax you like the gentle rhythms of the tides rocking a sleepy ship on the open water in the dark of night. Let me sing and dance for you. Come on, I'm already wearing my Justin Timberlake costume from Halloween 2002. Just say yes to letting me sing and dance for you. Please? Don't look away. Look at me. I honestly and sincerely would like to sing "Señorita" for you while dancing in a way that's suggestive but doesn't make you feel unsafe.

Donnie Walsh: He's a good, hard-working boy! Let him sing and dance suggestively for you!

Jared Jeffries: Hey, look who's here! It's nice to see you again. You look great! Let me sleep in your bed. Don't shake your head "no." Let me sleep in your bed. You said yourself you were bored. This'll be interesting. I promise. Please let me sleep in your bed? Nothing weird's gonna happen. You can trust me; Mike D'Antoni does, for some reason. Please?

Donnie Walsh: Sweet Mother of God, what is the hold-up?!? Let the boy sleep in your damn bed!

Jared Jeffries: I'm not going to beg here. My track record as an entertainer and companion speaks for itself. I'm confident you'll make the right decision.

NOTE: Jared Jeffries will be singing outside your house this summer, whether you like it or not.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Create-a-Caption: Hmm? What’s that? ‘Like a’ what?

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25 May 2011, 6:40 pm

You're going to have to speak up, haters. Chris Bosh can't hear you right now. I guess he's got too much averaging-24-points-and-seven-rebounds-per-game-while-shooting-62.5-percent-from-the-field-in-the-Eastern-Conference-Finals in his ears.

Kinda gross, Chris. You should really invest in some Q-Tips. Maybe that'll help you hear all that stuff about you being soft and a weak link, which does seem to have grown much more muted over the past week or two. Funny how that works out, ain't it?

Best caption wins a lowdown on ear candling, which is a pretty sweet lowdown, even if it's not as good as "Sweet and Lowdown," which was really good. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Nate Robinson needs to add a Hundred Hand Slap, for sure, but his E. Honda impression appears to be coming along nicely.

Winner, Blokcparty: Oprah (off-camera): "YOU get some playing time! YOU get some playing time! Everybody gets playing time!"

Runner-up, Russell S: Nate Robinson shows his frustration after finding out that the national media have replaced his nickname "Krypto-Nate" with "Subordi-Nate."

Second runner-up, Brandon Meyer: Robinson has been using his bench time productively, going for the world record in the Invisible Clean-and-Jerk.

NOTE: It's my sincere hope that geniuses Spencer Hall and Rick Muscles of Everyday Should Be Saturday's brilliant Squatland Yard podcast approve of this caption.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Video: Carlos Boozer raps on ‘Winning Streak (Bulls Anthem)’

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Video: Carlos Boozer raps on ‘Winning Streak (Bulls Anthem)’
23 May 2011, 5:25 pm

There's a cliche that ballers want to be rappers and rappers want to be ballers. Like most cliches, this saying has stuck around because it's true. Every season, several players drop new hot tracks to indulge their musical dreams. Some attract controversy -- see Allen Iverson's work as Jewelz, for one -- but most are forgotten. However, some are so ridiculous that they stay remembered for decades, like Kobe Bryant's collaboration with Tyra Banks.

This newest entry, listenable in the video above, qualifies in that category. Throughout his career, Carlos Boozer has been best known as a productive player who maybe takes himself a little too seriously for his own good. So it comes as some surprise that he made a new song to celebrate the Bulls' regained status as a contender. From Jon Greenberg of ESPNChicago.com:

In the new song "Winning Streak" (Bulls Anthem), Boozer raps the introductory bars before R&B singer Mario Winans starts a somewhat-catchy chorus and Chicago rap legend Twista takes over with a Bulls-themed rap that namedrops most of the team.

The song was first played at the United Center before Game 2 of the Eastern Conference finals and went viral the next day.

It is believed to be the first rap song that mentions Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau.

If "somewhat-catchy" isn't the definition of damning with faint praise, then I don't know what is. Response has been mixed, to put it kindly. Twista must be a pretty huge Bulls fan if he agreed to be involved with a rapper of Boozer's ... well, let's be nice and say "inexperience."

Boozer's verse is typified by cliche, including an intro of "mic check one two one two," several references to crossovers, and a clunky allusion to Waka Flocka Flame's "Hard in Da Paint." Boozer has room to develop, clearly. That goes for how he sells himself, in addition to his flow and rhymes. Every rapper worth a darn uses something other than his full given name. Even "Boozaholic" or "Carlos, the Dwarf" would be an improvement.

Then again, maybe his hip-hop stylings will inspire his teammates to branch out, too. I hear Derrick Rose spits science like Shy Ronnie.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Create-a-Caption: ‘Pull back to reveal …’

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20 May 2011, 3:36 pm

First Mark Cuban, now Kendrick Perkins — I'm starting to think there's something very inviting about Shawn Marion's skull that just makes you want to touch it when you get the opportunity.

Maybe when you get up close, it looks like it'd feel like an extremely high thread-count sheet set. Those are pretty great to touch when you take a killer weekend trip to the past-baths store, and that would make this newfound Marion-head-touching thing totally understandable.

Just watch the eyes next time, Perk. You might be a big ol' meanie, but there's no need to resort to eye-gouging like some sort of Jerry Sags of The Nasty Boys from "WWF Rage in the Cage" on Sega CD. You're not a Celtic anymore. You Oklahoma City Thunder types are supposed to be good eggs!

Best caption wins touching twice and not letting go at any price. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Steve Nash is my favorite Sedin twin.

Winner, My Name is Jason: "Hooray for jacket accoutrements! HooRAY!"

Runner-up, The VZA: Demonstrating his excellent game vision, Steve Nash keeps a close left eye on the action on the ice, while simultaneously keeping his right eye fixed squarely on the churros guy heading down the aisle as he attempts to flag him down.

Second runner-up, Rccostner: After missing the playoffs this season, Steve Nash is already prepared to throw in the towel on next season as well.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Dan Gilbert’s son inspires a charity shirt; Dan inspires a new poster

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20 May 2011, 10:33 pm

Our man Dan Gilbert often giveth and taketh away. This time, though, he's being pretty cool about it.

Earlier Friday, the Associated Press' Tom Withers tweeted about a shirt being introduced featuring Nick Gilbert's becoming-famous "What's not to like?" catchphrase being sold to benefit a charity. Now, via Trey Kerby, we know the details.

Here's the shirt:


(Forgot the question mark.)

Here are the details:

It's made by a company named Freshly Brewed Tees (that's a play on words), and sells for just under 25 bucks. For every one sold, the company will donate five dollars to The Children's Tumor Foundation, as the point of Nick Gilbert's lottery appearance (despite being there to be hilarious) was to raise awareness and money for the treatment of nerve disorders. Nick Gilbert suffers from Neurofibramitosis, and his father Dan will match the five bucks with the same amount out of his own pocket to give to the Foundation.

Very cool. This next one is also cool, though in kind of a nastier way.

We know that Gilbert owns Fathead, the posters that sell like hotcakes to people whose houses you never want to go into. Now, Gilbert is notorious for selling old LeBron James Fatheads (spurned by James last year, he still doesn't want to completely give up on that cash cow) for $17.41, because that's the year of Benedict Arnold's birth, because LeBron totally knows what's going on with that one.

And, because Gilbert (though not a Cleveland native) is one of the many Clevelanders tuning into this month's Eastern Conference finals in the hopes of watching James fall short of yet another championship, he was quick on the draw in putting out a poster of Taj Gibson dunking over LeBron's best mate Dwyane Wade. The sucker was out even before Game 2, according to the Karsch and Anderson show out of Detroit, and via Guyism.


This dunk was posterific
the moment it happened, and should have come out as a Fathead anyway, but the alacrity in Gilbert's company's response was … well, you know. Sans, in its comedy.

That's a play on words.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Derrick Williams thinks he’d be a good replacement for LeBron

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19 May 2011, 11:35 pm

This year's draft is universally considered to be the worst in several years, if not a whole decade. There are two players with potential star appeal, though: Duke point guard Kyrie Irving and Arizona forward Derrick Williams. Irving is generally thought be the top pick, but several teams like Williams' combination of power forward strength and shooting ability.

After the Cleveland Cavaliers won the lottery, Irving immediately distanced himself from LeBron James, saying that he's a different kind of player. Williams, though, was not quite so shy. From Greg Esposito of ArizonaSports.com (via PBT):

"I think I'm the No. 1 pick because I have more star quality I would think," the small forward said. "I'm just a bigger person. Just trying to fill in for a big star like LeBron like they're missing. That missing piece. I think that's me."

Williams is unlikely to actually be picked by the Cavs, so he can afford to posture in a way that Irving can't. If Irving goes to Cleveland and proves to be something less than a star, then any comparisons to LeBron on his part would end up looking foolish. The same would go for Williams, but it'd be less of an issue with a franchise like Minnesota or Utah. For him, it's an act of self-promotion, not a move that will set himself up for failure even if he ends up being a pretty good player.

The public instinct in a case like this is usually to get on a player for being arrogant, but Williams is really proving that he understands his context as a prospect. Humility is important when a player already has a team. Prospects can afford to be a little selfish.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Charles Barkley, on being ‘better’ than Michael Jordan

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20 May 2011, 8:40 pm

Charles Barkley's 1993 realization that he wasn't as good a basketball player as Michael Jordan may come as a surprise to some, but you need to understand the landscape during the 1992-93 season.

As a Chicago Bulls fan, I was frightened of the Phoenix Suns as the Bulls headed into the 1993 NBA Finals. I was just as frightened of the New York Knicks, the team Chicago barely beat the round before, but after downing the Knicks in the 1991, 1992 and 1993 playoffs, the Knicks were the (scary) devil Chicago knew.

Phoenix was not. And Charles Barkley was the reason why.

Because there was this feeling that the 1992-93 MVP had been nearly as good as Michael Jordan, in his inimitable inside-outside way, while playing with OK-to-terrible teams in Philadelphia in years prior. Now in Phoenix, Barkley led the Suns to the top of the West while playing with a fantastic supporting group including the potent Kevin Johnson, the all-around Dan Majerle, and a series of role players that could get up to no good on (in a good way) and off the court (not in a good way).

Apparently, Charles Barkley had the same thoughts, heading into the finals. And then Michael Jordan had to go break his heart.

From Bill Simmons' podcast, via SB Nation:

You know, I'd always thought that I was the best player, to be honest with you. I always thought, Michael Jordan when he started winning, he just had more help than me. So, when I finally came to Phoenix, I had told the late, great Cotton Fitzsimmons, 'Hey dude, I'm the best basketball player in the world. We're going to the Finals.' And he said, 'That's why I traded for you.'

I actually thought I was the best. I thought Bird and Magic just had better players. So, I said, 'Listen dude, I'm going to the Finals this year. Dan Majerle, Kevin Johnson... That's what I need. We're going to the Finals.' He says, 'Well Michael's gonna be there.' I said, 'Cotton, I think I'm better than Michael Jordan.' He says, 'We will see when you get there.'

So, we actually got nervous before Game 1. We struggled. The pressure got to the guys on the team. I played decent, but then I think the other guys were nervous. So Game 2, I'm talking to my daughter.

She said, 'Dad? Are y'all gonna win tonight?'

I said, 'Baby, your dad is the best basketball player in the world. I'm going to dominate the game tonight.' And I remember... I think I had like 46, 47. I played great. And Michael had 52.

And I got home that night, and my daughter was crying, and she said, 'Dad, y'all lost again.'

I said, 'Baby, I think Michael Jordan's better than me.'

She said, 'Dad, you've never said that before.'

I said, 'Baby, I've never felt like that before.'

Geez, that's a little heartbreaking. That's quite a bit heartbreaking, actually. Sorry, Charlie.

People don't often lump in those Suns with the Knicks and Jazz as teams that were cruelly denied by Jordan in his prime, but they were just as good; and possibly during their peak in 1993, better than Utah or New York. Barkley's injured back got in the way of things working out for the Suns during Jordan's finals absences in 1994 and 1995, and Barkley's Rockets probably wouldn't have given Chicago the same run that Utah did had they managed to top Utah in the 1997 Western Conference finals. But those Suns were great, and so was Barkley.

Charles needs to know that on some nights, and this is saying quite a bit, he was better. And that he didn't have help in Philly that rivaled Jordan's. And that, frankly, that MJ had much better help in 1993. Nobody should ever go over that hill hating the fact that they weren't as good as Jordan, Charles. It's just unreasonable. Don't let that tear you up.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Ball Don’t Lie Hump Day Chat!

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Ball Don’t Lie Hump Day Chat!
18 May 2011, 7:35 pm


Multiple reports from Heat shootaround on Wednesday pegged LeBron James as being a little under the weather in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals, which may go a long way toward explaining how James missed 10 of 15 shots in the face of Luol Deng's stifling defense, while Deng dropped 22 points of his own. All it takes is one game, though, and Miami grabs the home court advantage from Chicago before heading home. The Bulls are mindful of that, but nothing they can prepare for will stop the score from being knotted at 0-0 at Wednesday night's tip-off.

So let's chat. Click the jump and have at it, around 3 p.m. Eastern. Take some vitamin C, if you're otherwise sniffly.

(Comments are moderated, so you might not see yours show up right away, or at all. The hint is to show up early, don't be ridiculous Larry Peterson.)

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Create-a-Caption: James Harden’s hand-sign breakthrough

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Create-a-Caption: James Harden’s hand-sign breakthrough
18 May 2011, 8:20 pm

Three-goggles are so two-thousand-and-late, you guys. James Harden knows that three-cups are where it's at these days.

Not up on three-cups? Hahaha, of course you're not; only really cool guys like me and James Harden are up on it. Three-cups is when you and your best friends all get together at three-time, put the three-kettle on, then fill your three-cups with some nice, hot three and take a drink after "plunging the three-bag" (hitting a long-range jumper).

Very strong next-level three strat, James Harden. Bringing in Alex Blagg to consult on your celebranding has really paid off.

Best caption wins biddy tarot inspiration. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Taj Gibson opens wide. (Get your minds out of the gutter.)

Winner, Dru: Luol Deng: "Yup, it sure does look like you have some D-Wade stuck in your back teeth there. What about me? Do I got any LeBron in my gums? Feels like something's in there."

Runner-up, Comment: Reptile wins. Flawless victory.

Second runner-up, My Name is Jason: Deng: "Taj, no amount of awesome dunks will turn you into a Pez dispenser."

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Michael Jordan ‘surprises’ Oprah Winfrey in the house he ‘built’

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Michael Jordan ‘surprises’ Oprah Winfrey in the house he ‘built’
18 May 2011, 4:20 pm


So Michael Jordan was among the many to "surprise" Oprah Winfrey as she taped one of her last shows, and you have to wonder if any star-studded fete to someone like Winfrey would have been legitimate had Michael Jordan not been there. I mean, come on. He's Michael Jordan. He's the Oprah Winfrey of basketball. Did I just ruin anything for you?

It does make sense. Jordan began his rise to prominence in Chicago right as Winfrey scored a role in "The Color Purple," and just as her nationally syndicated show was about to take off. The Queen of Greektown's (nobody calls her that) final shows are being taped this week, and with the United Center the setting for one of those finales, it certainly seemed an inevitability that Jordan would appear. Especially after Will Smith introduced the building as "the house that Michael Jordan built." It's not as if Jerry Reinsdorf was walking out after that.

(And Michael, it appears, has finally shaved off that mustache. You know what I'm talking about. That one. Thankfully.)

Oprah has received some flak for her needless aiding and abetting as James Frey smarmed back into our lives, and the litany of pat-on-the-back quotes from all manner of entertainment stars in this wire service recap is a little nauseating, but you can't knock the woman's accomplishments. She started with nothing and moved on at the top of her game, and she's not likely to be suiting up for whatever the Washington Wizards of entertainment are anytime soon.

Also, I should probably tune into one of her shows, one of these days.

(Actually, that's not true. I did watch the Roger Ebert one. And, uh, the one where the guy turned blue because he drank too much colloidal silver.)

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: David Kahn is ‘astonished’ that you can’t take a joke

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David Kahn is ‘astonished’ that you can’t take a joke
19 May 2011, 3:50 pm

David Kahn says he's "astonished" by the reaction to comments he made following Tuesday's draft lottery, and color me un-astonished.

I don't need to go into why his comments were wrong. Eric Freeman already summed up my thoughts on the subject expertly the next morning. What I can do is replay the comments once again, and try to succinctly remind him of why they're off at best and infuriating at worst:

"This league has a habit, and I am just going to say habit, of producing some pretty incredible story lines. Last year it was Abe Pollin's widow and this year it was a 14-year-old boy and the only thing we have in common is we have both been bar mitzvahed. We were done. I told Kevin [O'Connor of Utah]: 'We're toast.' This is not happening for us and I was right."

The problem here is that Abe Pollin's widow likely didn't and doesn't see herself as a "story line."

She shouldn't have to. She probably thought of her presence at last year's lottery as one final public tribute, put into place by the Wizards and the NBA, to her late husband. A man who had done endless good work for decades for the city of Washington, D.C., and, less importantly, the NBA. She probably thought of it as a nice final gift, as she sold the team that was in her family for years, from Ted Leonsis; whether the team took home the rights to John Wall that night, or Epke Udoh.

And I can guaran-damn-tee you that Dan Gilbert doesn't think of the bravery his family and his son have shown in the face of Nick Gilbert's disease as a "story line." If I were Dan Gilbert, I'd think of my son as something to be proud of, someone who is doing what's right at an age much too early to be forced into thinking about "what's right."

Also, if I were Dan Gilbert, you'd have to keep each of the point guards that Minnesota holds the rights to in between me and Kahn the next time we crossed paths.

Kahn can talk up his joke all he wants. We get it. It's as tired and obvious as they come -- "as soon as I saw the ____, I knew it was over."

Save it for your buddies in the lapping press, off record, at the bar in the hotel a few hours later. Don't inform Nick Gilbert and Irene Pollin that they're mere story lines that the NBA wants winning the big prize, oh wait I'm joking, can't you guys take a joke, I'm astonished.

I could give a rat's tail about the jokes regarding a fixed lottery. That's for David Stern to clean up.

Now it's time for David Kahn to clean up, and apologize to both the Gilbert and Pollin families.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Create-a-Caption: Smilin’ Steve Nash takes in a hockey game

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Create-a-Caption: Smilin’ Steve Nash takes in a hockey game
19 May 2011, 6:40 pm

Confession time: When I saw this picture on Y! brother blog Puck Daddy this morning, I knew I had to use it. Steve Nash, beaming bright, holding a cold one, waving a towel at a Vancouver Canucks game? C'mon. It's like sunlight and Vitamin C; it makes you feel too good not to use it.

But there's not really a whole lot of "there" there — I mean, it's the Phoenix Suns star in the stands at a hockey game. Not exactly news of earth-shattering import; not like the kind of news we normally cover here at BDL. (By the way, you're up to speed on the whole "Kevin Durant's backpack" situation, right? Yes? OK, great.)

So, despite it not seeming like the same level of springboard to hilarity as other C-a-C pics, since there's not necessarily a proper home for a photo that literally cures small afflictions (NOTE: not literally), I'm using it here. If the sight of Steve Nash being happy, Canadian and awesome inspires jokes in you, then by all means, share them below. If not, just open up your heart and let this sunshine in.

We've been burning the C-a-C candle at both ends for months now, gang. One day of just letting a two-time NBA MVP smile at us might do us some good.

Best caption wins the realization that we're all already winners. (Thanks for the confidence boost, Steve!) Good luck.

In our last adventure: If you're going to kiss your hand puppet, James Harden, at least make sure you've got the sock on, like a normal human being.

Winner, Robert C: In a bit of foreshadowing, James Harden shows that the Oklahoma City Thunder were just blowing smoke the first half of Game 1.

Runner-up, J-Rod: James Harden's beard whispers instructions to James Harden's hand during Tuesday's loss at the Dallas Mavericks.

Second runner-up, Meowmeowmeow: James Harden could never get the pitchfork right.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Derrick Rose and the NBA’s apparent ‘huge’ steroid problem

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Derrick Rose and the NBA’s apparent ‘huge’ steroid problem
22 May 2011, 7:50 pm


Derrick Rose says that performance enhancing drugs are a huge problem in the NBA, in a snippet that made the pages of ESPN the Magazine a few weeks ago, and the reaction to his comment seems to have hit a fever pitch.

And while we don't question Rose's knowledge of the inner-workings of this league, and what he's seen versus what we've observed and learned from afar, this does appear to be much ado about nothing. I'm hardly the NBA's favorite scribe these days, but it should be pointed out that this league has had strict testing for both drugs and supplements for decades, with ever-evolving guidelines, and that those who have been caught in the crosshairs with these sorts of things have been quickly sent to the sidelines. The league tests, and the few who use get caught.

In one of those quickie Q and A's ESPN Mag likes to run every-however-often-they-publish, Rose was asked to rate the NBA's problem with PEDs on a scale from one to ten. He classified it as a "seven," and then dropped this:

"It's huge and I think we need a level playing field, where nobody has that advantage over the next person."

What matters here is context, and you understanding that I'm not trying to argue away on behalf of Rose and/or the NBA.

Is "it" huge, or would the idea of PEDs being legally dumped into the NBA's bloodstream be huge? Was this question offered to Derrick as an idea, or as his take on what he knows about the league? Does he really think that the NBA doesn't have a level playing field because of these drugs and/or supplements? Or was he responding to a hypothetical that would come as a result of this uneven scope?

So far, only middling types like Don MacLean, O.J. Mayo, and Rashard Lewis have been suspended because of testing positive for this stuff. Others have been banished due to other chemical additives (be they recreational or otherwise), and if you want to get into some argument that allows for the idea that the NBA would knowingly gloss over some superstar who had tested positive so as not to keep him away from the national television cameras, then you're going to have to go to some message board for that.

Because it takes two to tango, and several to test and then react, and if that were actually the case with [name your All-Star], then some doctor or lab assistant would have a million-dollar exclusive on their hands. Unless you think the NBA, which regulates and labels headbands, would pay off a doctor or lab assistant. And then … wait, why am I even listening to you?

Rose denied through a team spokesman on Sunday that he even made the comments, and that'll be more than enough to fuel the fire, because nothing satiates a conspiracy theorist more than an outright denial spun through the professional hands of a team or league employee.

Common sense, here, everyone. I'm on nobody's payroll save for Yahoo!'s, and I'm not out to save "my boy." Give it a moment's thought before prattling on.

UPDATE:

Steve Aschburner, as he usually does, clarifies my thoughts in a more articulate fashion, while adding a nugget taken from the Chicago Tribune:

And the possibility loomed large that what Rose was asked, or thought he was asked, different significantly than what showed up on the final magazine page. That was the view of a Bull spokesman, who denied the quote on Rose's behalf that he was alleging a current, ongoing problem in the NBA.

The Chicago Tribune also reported:

One person close to Rose said the question was posed to him as "How big of a problem would it be if steroid use were rampant in the NBA?"

Fitting answers to questions reconfigured and slanted later happens sometimes in print journalism. It's a shoddy practice, mostly undone these days by video or audio recordings of most interviews. But without pictures or sound of this Q&A exchange between Rose and the reporter, it's hard to know if what was asked —- and what was answered -— were precisely as portrayed in the one-page, graphics-heavy feature.

Your read, so to speak, as to what happens from here.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Shaquille O’Neal’s girlfriend schools him on sleep apnea

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22 May 2011, 4:55 am

Apparently Shaquille O'Neal snores. We probably could have guessed that. But who knew that snoring would be a danger to the big man's health?

Anyone who's ever been hit (or, as they call it, "lightly nudged") by their better half in the middle of the night knows that snoring can be pretty frustrating for the person who isn't the actual snorer. And anyone who's ever done the hitting (I don't "lightly nudge," dangit, because I've got sleep to catch up on) can tell you that it is about as high on the annoyance list as annoyances get.

But most tend to get over it, as their pretty little bird tweets away deep into dreamland. That said, not everyone has to share chambers with Shaquille O'Neal, all 7-1 and 300-pound whatever of him. If your better half sounds like a hummingbird, then this guy has to come off like a full blown diesel semi-engine.

That's why his girlfriend, TV's (they tell me) Nikki "Hoopz" Alexander, asked him to take part in a sleep apnea study sponsored by Harvard University. Because, jokes aside, it must be more than a little scary when those snores briefly turn into outright silence, which apparently has happened to Shaq a few times recently.

Watch:

Provided he's in a good mood, and isn't being petty, is Shaq ever not funny?

The consequences of sleep apnea, as described by the litany of doctors early in this video, is pretty frightening. So if the little bird next to you sounds like he or she is suffering from the same condition, get them hooked up to a "poly-what?" (as Shaq puts it) as soon as you can.

Sweet dreams, Shaquille.

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Ball Don't Lie - NBA - Yahoo! Sports: Jason Terry is well-versed in recent NBA history

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25 May 2011, 5:20 pm


Several times in these playoffs, we've been pretty amazed to have been reminded that the only championship ring on the Dallas Mavericks roster belongs to head coach Rick Carlisle, who won one as a reserve with the Boston Celtics in 1986. We're all aware of guys like Dirk Nowitzki and Jason Kidd falling short in the Finals, but to have nobody on that bench even sneak his way into a championship parade? Kind of crazy. I mean, even the Timberwolves had Darko Milicic. Even the Nets had Jordan Farmar.

But nary a Mav, from top to bottom, has been amongst the toppermost of the poppermost. So I suppose it makes sense for Dallas, one win away from the NBA Finals, to be working with an "us against the world" mindset.

Or, more specifically, an "us against the world that has been so mean to us before" mindset. Whatever works.

Right Jason Terry?

"Peja Stojakovic, Sacramento versus L.A., he didn't get it done," guard Jason Terry said. "Myself and Dirk, Finals 2-0, didn't get it done. Coach Carlisle, two Eastern Conference finals, never made it to the championship. Jason Kidd, two Finals appearances, didn't hoist up the trophy. Shawn Marion has been to the Western Conference finals twice, hasn't got to the Finals.

"Those unique stories are what drive us and motivate us to get it done this year."

First off, Jason Terry, can you kindly let us be the ones that term these narratives as "unique stories?" It's not enough that you've mastered that jump shot we could never figure out, now you have to start hitting the journalistic nail on the head?

On top of that, you've apparently spent quite a bit of time on Basketball-Reference.com, Jason Terry. Because that's a pretty accurate representation of your teammates' best chances at a ring. Although Sasha Pavlovic is kind of bummed that he didn't make the playoff roster, because you'd totally be talking up his "near-miss" (that's the way he'd insist that you put it) in the 2007 Finals.

The main thing is that these Mavericks have got a real rhythm going, something that we saw last winter before Dirk Nowitzki and Caron Butler (Conference semis, '04) went down with injury. This team's spacing, shooting, and help defense seems to improve with every game, especially with the advent of being able to take on a team several times in a week with preparation and days off in between. The Mavs, despite their age and experience, are getting better in late May, and that's a dangerous thing.

The other drive is something that JET had to remind us of. These guys, if not this team, has been too close, too many times before.

Possibly the reason that we saw Peja Stojakovic drive like the slow-footed mad man he is to the basket in Monday's Game 4. It might be the thing that has Shawn Marion and Jason Kidd flying all over the floor, despite their age, trying to keep up with (and eventually succeeding in keeping up with) two relative kids in Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook. It could be the impetus behind that extra shove, in comparison to last season, that Dirk Nowitzki gives his defender before spinning to the hoop.

So shine on, you step-removed champions. But understand that attitude alone might not be enough. Miami's got a few talented also-rans of its own.

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